Eminem – Rap God Lyrics

Look I was gonna go easy on you and not to
hurt your feelings
But I’m only going to get this one chance
Something wrong I can feel it
Its just I feel it in my guts
Like something about to happen but I don’t
know what
If that mean what I think it means were in
trouble big trouble
And if he’s banana as you say I’m not taking
any chances
You’re just ?what the sound wants?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod
back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to
slap box slap box?
They said I rap like a robot so call me rapbot
But for me to rap like a computer it’s must be
in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pinnacle walk when I half cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and killing off it
Every since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut sacks
I’m a emcee still as honest but as rude as
indecent as ?hell all syllables?
?Killaholic kill em all with?
This ligiti hibidi hibidi hip-hop you don’t really
want to get into it
Put ?? with this ??? back pack and a mac in the
back of the yak back pack rat yap yap yap ????
Now at the exact same time I take these
lyrically acrobats stunts while I’m practicing
I’ll be able break a mother fucking table over
the back of a couple of faggets and crack it in
half
?Tony? realize he was ironic I was under
aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs
Give him a ?wraithbatat? rapper having a
rough time period
Here is a maxi pad its actually disasterly bad
For the ?? for the ?master leak destructing
master p ass?
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod
back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to
slap box slap box?
Let me show you maintaining that shit ain’t
that hard that hard
Everybody wants the key and the secrets to
rapping mortality like I have god
Well to be truthful the blue prints simply
raging youthful exuberance
Everybody love the root of a nuisance
50 got up like an asteroid and did nothing but
shoot to the moon since “phew”
Emcee get taking to school with this music
cause I use it as a vehicle
To bust a rhyme got to lead a school of new
students
Me I’m a product of Rakim Lakim ???? 2pac N.
W.A Cube ?? Ren ?? Easy thank you they got
slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up blow up
and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them to the
motherfucking
Rock and roll hall of fame even though I walk
in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only hall of fame I be inducted in is the
alcohol of fame on the wall of shame
You fags think it’s a game till I walk a flock of
flames
Off of planking tell me what in the fuck are
you thinking
Little gay looking boy so gay I can barely say it
with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre like your watching a
church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey that boy is gay that’s all they say
looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back and a
way to go from your label everyday looking
boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy I got
a hell yeah from trey looking boy
I’mma work for everything I have never asked
nobody for shit get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you’re never gonna be capable to
be keeping up with the same pace looking boy
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god, rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod
back nod
The way I’m racing around the track call me
Nascar Nascar
There own heart of the trailer park the white
trash god
Kneel before Generals Zod this planet krypton
no asgard asgard
So you be Thor and I’ll be Odin you rodent I’m
omnipotent
Let off then I’m reloading immediately with
there bombs I’m toteing
And I should not be woken I’m walking dead
but I’m just a talking head a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I’m out my ramen noodle
We have nothing in common poodle
I’m a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and
pay homage pupil
Its me my honesty’s brutal
But its honesty futile if I don’t utilize that I do
though
For good at least once in awhile so I wanna
make sure somewhere chicken scratch scribble
and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get
some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punch lines
Just in case cause even if you’re unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it’s
lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I was king
of the underground but I still rap like I’m on a
pharaoh ?? grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes when you
combine a pill with the skin color of mine
You get too big and ?? since you like that one
line I said ?? Mathers LP
When I tried ?? take seven kids from
Columbine
Put 'em all in line add an AK-47 a revolver and
one nine
See if I get away with it now then I ain’t as big
as I was but I’m morph into an immortal
Coming through the portal
But you’re stuck in a time warp from 2004
though and I don’t know what the fuck that
you rhyme for
You’re pointless like Rapunzel with fucking
cornrolls
??? fuck being normal
And I just bought a new ray gun from the
future to just come and shoot ya
Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
??? pick a fight Mayweather pants on the
door ????
Man oh man that was a 24 special on the cable
channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the
very next day
Hey fab I’mma kill you lyrics coming at you at
super sonic speed (Ray J Fag)
Uh sama lama dama lama you assuming I’m a
human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I’m
superhuman
Innovative made of rubber so anything you
saying ricocheting off of me
?? never stating more than demonstrating how
to give a mother fucker ??? feeling like he’s
levitating
Never fading and I know that the haters are
forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off they’d
be celebrating
Cause I know that way to get ‘em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator
music
Oh he’s too mainstream well that’s what they
doing jealous they confuse it
Its not hip hop its pop cause I found a hella
way to fuse it
With rock shocked rap with Doc don’t ?? to
make them lose it
I don’t know how to make songs like that I
don’t know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I’m ripping any one of these verses the
verse is huge
??? inadvertently hurting you
How many verses I gotta murder to prove that
if you’re half as nice at songs you can sacrifice
virgins too
School flunky pill junky but look at the
accolades the skill brung me
Full of myself but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do that I put
my mind to
And I’m a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues but its still tongue
in cheek fuck you
I’m drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel I’m
asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the boys still chunky but
funky
But in my head there’s something I can feel
tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here’s what they
want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the
women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter
hatred ?? had
Then you may be a little patient and more
sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it life’s handing you lemons make
lemonade then
But if I cant batter other women how the fuck
am I supposed to bake them a cake then
Don’t mistake it for satan
It’s a fatal mistake if you think I need to be
overseas to take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face don’t be a
retard
Be a king think not why be a king when you
can be a god